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Friday, June 06, 2025

Pick a spot, any spot

An Oklahoma man called 911 while allegedly stabbing his father, asking the dispatcher which body part on his father he should attack next.

4 comments:

  1. Only $25,000 bond? For attempted murder or as they put it domestic battery. WTF. Over.

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  2. Meth was most likely involved
    JD

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  3. Dispatcher to stabber: I just referred to my training manual’s section that addresses this specific type of situation. If daddy is horizontal raise his feet so they’re higher than his head and go for the carotid artery. However, paragraph 7 sub-section-A says if he happens to be still standing the femoral artery is preferred, but make sure he remains in a vertical orientation until he turns ashen in hue. That should indicate at least 8 of the 10 pints of blood has left the person.

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  4. As an Okie I'm not surprised by this at all.
    'I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat -- and frequently drop the hat himself.'
    Robert E. Howard.

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