Is that a weasel in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Police are searching for the Florida Man who stuffed a $650 ferret into the front of his shorts and smuggled the purloined weasel out of a Petland store.
spent 2 years working the 3rd shift in a big city hospital and never saw anything like that come in. LOTS of other weird stuff people shoved up their butt hole and couldn't get out again. one "guy" had a 13 inch bed post end up there (???) he made a trip to the OR to get that out. night life in Philly I guess. dave in pa.
Having seen the results when a "tame" pet ferret attacked a sleeping newborn and just destroyed her face, I hate to think what a nervous carnivore would do when stuffed into someone's trousers.
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From a gerbil to a weasel. Looks like he's stepping up his "rumble in the butthole" game.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know
ReplyDeleteJD
What is that animal you have at the top of your masthead? A wolverine? I want to see him stick one of those down his pants.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay good money to see that.
DeleteA ferret is very capable of doing some very bad damage
Deletespent 2 years working the 3rd shift in a big city hospital and never saw anything like that come in. LOTS of other weird stuff people shoved up their butt hole and couldn't get out again. one "guy" had a 13 inch bed post end up there (???) he made a trip to the OR to get that out. night life in Philly I guess. dave in pa.
DeleteNice marmot
ReplyDeleteThose things cost that much? Had no idea.
ReplyDeleteThey smell bad. Can't miss any cage cleanings. Clean cage cage twice a day.
ReplyDeleteThat's BS
DeleteHaving seen the results when a "tame" pet ferret attacked a sleeping newborn and just destroyed her face, I hate to think what a nervous carnivore would do when stuffed into someone's trousers.
ReplyDeleteDidn’t the Purloined Weasels open for the Butthole Surfers back in '87?
ReplyDeleteTrouser mouse?
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